I am sorry you have apparently had a bad experience, but it is irresponsible and incorrect to make such a blanket condemnation of veterinarians. So if he knows that I like it, and if the issue isn’t about being pee shy, then why can’t he pee in front of me?!? But if you notice an excessive amount of mucus in the stool, or if it is accompanied by blood or an obvious change in your dog’s bowel movements, seek immediate veterinary medical attention. See if there are any veterinarian schools near you and go through them. I was wondering how it would feel and I stood up from my bed and pushed until poop came out. You’re just after some old-fashioned, all-American, plain-vanilla voyeuristic piss play. My dog started shaking from two in the morning till the vet opened the next day, the vet said she was going to have a seizure by the weekend. Most are on Internet message boards, but some have made it into the medical and scientific literature. Do other people have similar experiences?  |. Got a teenager who can’t seem to stop rooting through your bedroom drawers? When he was just a few months old I trained him and he was very well behaved. He has no symptoms or parasites but was treated anyway very cost-affectively. Treating mucus in dog poop really depends on what’s causing it, which is why you need a vet to weigh in. It hurts my feelings! So if watching your boyfriend piss is really that important to you, PISSED, you’ll have to get a new boyfriend or start following the one you’ve got into public restrooms. I finger my bum to complete and intensify the orgasm. Good country vets are hard to come by but I am blessed to have 2 great vets near me. Regarding watching your boyfriend pee, how about offering to have him watch you pee. That poor kid will be so mortified that he’ll blow loads out the window before he masturbates in the bathroom again. This experience today is actually what brought me to this site, in hopes of finding out whether or not I'm crazy and the only one out there that is experiencing such an "episode"!? It’s really sad because vets these days are just interested in running tests, prescriptions for everything and basically making it completely unaffordable to give basic health to our animals while putting all that money into the pockets of the corporations that own them. My one year old black lab mix is not well behaved. | Your World, Mucus in Dog Poop: What Does it Mean? We were pretty friendly while he was there and one time he admitted to me, and was very embarrassed to ask, but he was horny and needed to masturbate but wasn't sure how to do this in the hospital bed. Herbenick’s short answer: “Genitals are magical, mysterious places of wonder.”, And her much more satisfying long answer: “There are other documented cases of people having orgasms while pooping. My sisters dog had no training what so ever and i believe that he picked up most of his bad habits from the other dog. The veterinarian will be better able to identify the underlying cause of mucus in your dog’s poop and recommend a proper course of treatment. It’s the colleges that are the issue. - Pets Equips View, Mucus in Dog Poop: What Does it Mean? I started when I was 13. Get tips and exclusive deals. I'm a nurse, and Dr. Herbenick's explanations make sense regarding poop-induced orgasms. I’m a 26-year-old straight girl and I’ve been dating this great guy for a few months. I am merely curious to know if you’ve ever heard of this and if you know why and how it happens. But today I found myself in the very same position...again! I plead with you! After I have a normal bowel movement, I pull up my jeans. May 12th 2020. “One of the most obvious signs of a potential health problem in dogs is diarrhea, and diarrhea can have different characteristics depending on its cause,” according to Michael S. Stone, DVM, DACVIM, a small animal specialist at the Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine at Tufts University. ), “POOPCOMER doesn’t have to like the fact that she orgasms from pooping,” said Herbenick, “but it’s better than the opposite scenario: unintentionally pooping during orgasm. Regarding the 13 year old stepson who masturbates, perhaps doing this while he showers might be helpful. and most people now days know a lot more about their pets then they did 10 years ago, so we OWNERS are not the fools you say we are, but some vets out there treat us like imbeciles, talking down to us, that is my pet hate, and I walk out, and I know of a young vet scared silly of dogs and yet he tried to treat one of my rescues, and then got upset when I told him to get out and get me a real one, I do agree there are good and bad on both sides but don’t put us loving owners down so much, it’s us that keep vets in the business. Its very expensive but so worth it. And it obviously doesn't happen often enough, but sometimes when I'm in the bathroom & stuck on the toilet for far too long, I too have some of THE MOST AMAZING sensations that can only be described as an orgasm!!! My boyfriend always closes and locks the door behind him when he pees. I just keep an eye on him always and just watch and hope he doesn’t develop anything serious. It read that some is normal so I think my little guy will be okay. Open the damn door!) Watch breaking news videos, viral videos and original video clips on CNN.com. Savage Love: Is HIV disclosure unreasonable with new meds? He’ll put on his pants, wash his hands, then choose a sticker. You were with your friends, you were wearing a... Facebook comments not loading? If knowing that it would make his piss-freak girlfriend insanely horny doesn’t motivate a guy to unlock the door and let her watch, PISSED, he’s unlikely to be convinced by some gay dude with an advice column. Radio Derb has been on the air as a podcast since mid-2004. I'm DEFINITELY NOT COMPLAINING because it is always an amazing feeling of an all over warmth & "flushness" of sorts...then an intense tingling sensation in my anal area that leads to a throbbing of the clitoris! Your dog also needs meat, add some boiled chicken! With more than 1,000 teams deployed nationwide there… Spooch is not slang for ejaculate, SPANKS, but it could be the world’s worst name for a dog. Thank you for your patience as we work towards bringing this back. “The pelvic nerve—which is one orgasmic pathway—links up to not only the vagina and cervix but also the rectum and bladder. The spasms are quite intense, and enjoyable. I’ve been pooping my pants since I was nine years old. 9 storylines that will define the 2021 MLB season. If he were not a squat, hobbling 63-year-old, Bacle’s occasional fantasies about putting shock collars on inmates or shoving his keys down their throats … It’s so sad to see them go through this. It looked as though I were up to something in there (alone) then kinda laughed to myself…like I had some kinda secret! I am unable to afford the vet any more. I also have not talked about it except here as it is a rather private experience that happens during a not so pleasant to discuss bodily function. Here is an article regarding affordable vet care: https://www.dogster.com/dog-health-care/affordable-vet-care-for-your-dog. He has a thing for scat, though, and that has thrown me for a loop. If you notice mucus in dog poop (or if your dog’s poop is encased in a shiny mucus-like casing), your dog has some type of bowel inflammation. Your email address will not be published. Our sex life is really satisfying/fun/adventurous, due in no small part to the fact that he has a lot of kinks. (except my pants). I’ve learned that the majority of vets are personally owned practices or branches from that. Mucus in Dog Poop and IBD. My dog had chronic diarrhea, but I tried using EcoDigestive because it’s all natural and it really helped! – Pet Supply Deals, Mucus in Dog Poop: What Does it Mean? Most dogs with IBD have a history of recurrent or chronic vomiting or diarrhea and may have a poor appetite. I shared your letter with Dr. Debby Herbenick, a research scientist at Indiana University, a sexual-health educator at the Kinsey Institute, and the author of Great in Bed and numerous books about sexuality. Replacing your white toilet seat with a black one might help your stepson notice that flushing isn’t enough. Regarding the 13 year old stepson who masturbates, perhaps doing this while he showers might be helpful. We’ve never had an issue with our dog until recently when I think he ate something when we weren’t looking. But he consoled his little sister, and said, “Don’t cry, Gretel, and sleep peacefully, for God is sure to help us.” He only started to misbehave after my sister brought her pit bull into the house. I ended up actually contacting the pharmaceutical company and they were able to provide several months of free meds to our vet- they sent them in and our vet gave them to us free. It caught me off guard at first, but I suggested using a washcloth. Top photograph: © DieterMeyrl | iStock / Getty Images Plus. Did you know or find out why your dog had diarrhea in the first place before you gave the EcoDigestive? Email mail@savagelove.net. Savage Love: Spelling of cum remains a seriously sticky issue, Chill Out: The Georgia Straight's winter entertainment guide. Logistically, it baffles me! As the poop comes out it stretches the anus and puts pressure in the pelvic region. While I have the utmost respect for the modern-day Samuel Johnsons at Urban Dictionary, I refuse to acknowledge spooch as a synonym for semen or the male climax. In essence, the genital and excretory parts are smooshed closely together, and some nerves (like the pelvic nerve) service more than one part. Being a part of his pissing experience would turn me on and arouse me! I know exactly how it is- our 17 year old girl had Cushings for several years and yes the Vetoryl and Proin and all of that, not to mention the wall-to-wall potty pads. ‘Defecation-induced orgasms’ seem to be more common than orgasms from peeing, but both kinds happen.”. Follow Herbenick on Twitter at www.twitter.com/DebbyHerbenick/. For example, some people can have vaginal pain from bladder problems. I don’t know how he gets it on the toilet seat! Straight female with a question. I find myself just standing there in the bathroom, holding my pants up with my hands frozen on the zipper, eyes half closed, gently pressing my jeans into my crotch while my clit just hammers out an unsolicited series of intense orgasmic spasms.